Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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