would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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