When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
smell my finger.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Dicks are not precious.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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