every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Even my vagina gasped.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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