I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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