at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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