get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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