and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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