Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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