i don't like sucking hair
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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