the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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