great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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