dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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