I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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