Just mADE A PArabola og urine
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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