So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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