I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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