I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My penis needs a shock collar
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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