I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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