11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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