Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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