He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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