i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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