Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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