gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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