One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he was CRYING into my vagina
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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