I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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