i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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