In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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