when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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