Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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