she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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