Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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