So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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