My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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