I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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