I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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