omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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