Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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