my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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