He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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