think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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