She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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