I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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