It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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