I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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