Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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