I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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