she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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