Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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