forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
