Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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