I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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