It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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