Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
