I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize