Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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