May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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